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A Liar's Tale

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Apr 4, 2006.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Dave works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and
    plays golf every Saturday.

    His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she
    takes him to a local strip club.

    The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"
    His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before "Oh
    no," says Dave." He's on my bowling team."

    When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and
    brings over a Budweiser.
    His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she
    know that you drink Budweiser?"
    I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a
    Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.

    A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave,
    starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Davey. Want your usual
    table dance, big boy?"

    Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
    Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
    Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
    Dave tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him
    for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
    She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter
    word in the book.
    The cabby turns around and says, "Geez Dave, you picked up a real bitch
    this time!"
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That's great.:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  3. mxfireman

    mxfireman 1/2 ton status

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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Dave is my hero!!!
     
  4. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Switch Dave for my wife and me for Dave's wife and you get the idea of my marriage with the soon-to-be-ex.
     

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