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A little flab

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 1, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up
    to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said,
    "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your
    control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge
    of intolerable, she kept silent.
    The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch
    on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you
    firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
    This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
    over and grabbed him by his d!ck. With a death grip
    in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up,
    we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
    the pool man, and your brother."
     
  2. Muddytazz

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  3. Don

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