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A little management joke for ya...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 25, 2004.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other.
    He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it >down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.
    The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
    The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot [censored], leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."
     
  2. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    OMG that is oh so damn true

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    Too funny (very true,i n some cases) /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    I just told this one to my dad, but I can't figure out why it's an indian.
     
  7. bigjbear

    bigjbear 1 ton status Staff Member Moderator

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    You could go with rancher and make it Bull$hit or pet groomer & dog $hit. It has to be someone though:crazy:

    ...and holy 4 1/2 yr old post!
     

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