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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by unclematty, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. unclematty

    unclematty 1/2 ton status

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    listen to his body when it says; " Thats enough cheeze whiz and chips, focker":rolleyes:







    time to go see a man about a lyon, or take a 10-200:haha: :rolleyes:
     
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    goes for deviled eggs too... i'm making my own eyes burn over here. :D
     
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    mofugly13 1 ton bucket of rust Premium Member

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    It's so bad you need me to call the cops?! :eek1:

    ..or did you mean a 10-100? (see, I just got this cool old, new to me, CB book and ....nevermind.) Merry Christmas
     
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    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    same applies to bean dip, ranch dip, salami and cheese..... ooooooooohhhh.........:crazy: :crazy:
     
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    same goes for..DRINKING!!!!!

    ALCOHOL TOO!!:eek1: ...I had drank a 1/2 pint of Southern Comfort and a beer about 2 am last night..it was pretty late by the time I got off the computer,everyone else (mother and sister) had been asleep for hours already..I wanted to hear some Christmas music and enjoy a little nightcap..

    So I went out to my garage,fired up the wood stove,(it was 40 degrees already!) and I settled in my Dodge Caravan rear bench seat I'm using for a "couch",and poured myself a few shots...chased them with the beer..several good songs came on the radio..next thing I know,the pint bottle of Southern Comfort is half empty..the beer is completely empty.--I didn't feel that buzzed..then,about 30 minutes later,I see the clock says "3:30 am!----and I am..

    COMPLETELY WASTED!!!:doah: :blush: :smirk: :smirk: :smirk: :screwy: ..

    I staggered into the house at 3:45 am,and I'm suprised I didn't fall at least once as I climbed and decended the stairs to my room--somehow I even managed to carry a glass of water,a devil dog,and a package of crackers to my room..none of which I consumed,since I remained consious only a few seconds after my head hit the pillow...:whistle:


    I slept like a LOG..but was rudely awakened at 8:45 am,by SEVERE cramps in my bowels and groin!..I thought I was gonna DIE!.(still felt pretty drunk too:eek1: )....spent a half hour on the toilet trying to pass the cinder block stuck in my guts and rectum that used to be a burnt pizza last night..had very little success..went back to bed until 1PM!--thankfully the pains subsided..then after I ate "breakfast" at 3pm,nature finally took its course,and I feel much better now..but still not 100% yet..:(

    I used to polish off nearly a whole pint of Southern Comfort,and at least a few beers with NO problem not so long ago...so I'm suprised how trashed I got last night..maybe I'd done it so long, I built up immunity!..and now that I haven't done it for several months,I REALLY SEE how screwed up I get!!..

    At any rate,I wasn't too anxious to rush out there tonite and do it again--maybe new years eve..but I had a real scare this morning,I felt like I was going to end up in the ER..:eek1: ...thought I'd have some "Christmas Cheer"...end up having alcohol poisoning or something instead..:mad:

    Maybe its time to switch to a milder drink..70 proof sneaks up on you--feels like nothing is happening,then BOOM!:eek1: either that or I'm getting old,and losing my "Drinking Bone"...:crazy: ..
     
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    I don't know of any "book", but all the truckers I run with, call it 10-100= taken a leak. and a 10-200= seeing a man about a lion, ya know the whole # 1 and # 2 thing?

    Any way I found out that sour milk when consumed in a fairly large dose will cause almost immediate, umm, umm... pressurized evacuation of ones southern regions. Or the emergency purchase of a large pride of said lions from a man!:haha:
     
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    A man.... should be able to walk into his house justified
     
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    "Justified" is being able to run into you mother in laws house without knocking, yelling "hi" and B-lining straight for the bathroom, while dropping articles of clothing, as to not fowl them too!:rolleyes:
     
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    Sam Peckinpah would kick your ass right about now
     
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    and he'd come out with **** sprayed all up and down him!:haha:
     
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    Ok, Matty, I'm sorry to have to pull this on you, but I have to say, as a friend, you've taken it to far, give it some bus fare to get back a few blocks and go find another bright one
     
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    clink, clink...clink.
    can ya drop me back at cheeze whiz and chips, drop me right up to the steps? I'm not feelin real good.

    another passenger; sir, you don't look so good here sit down before you fall down.
    me; OK tha.....eyes roll back in head fall face first into seat back, thud! laying on sticky bus floor with face bleeding and missing teeth.
     

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