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A man was having problems with

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Apr 20, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor.
    He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

    In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself".

    That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol.
    All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. At home his wife is in bed,
    naked and waiting on her husband.

    As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later,
    feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

    The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

    The man answered, "Just great, [censored]...when I fired the pistol my wife crapped on my face,
    bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
     
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