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A Message From NO MAAM

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jun 3, 2005.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    QVC can apply their lips to certain parts of my anatomy.

    That is all....................................

    :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
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    Uh oh... What's up with QVC?
     
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    Did your Omaha Steaks displease you?:grin:
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Well.....................................

    Their online ordering setup ranks right up there with the butthole stink the day after enjoying the All You Can Eat buffet at Paco's Taco Truck.

    Ya see, tomorrow is my anniversary. I had totally forgotten about it until I walked in for supper last night and noticed that I have a new weedeater and the wife said Happy Anniversary. That's all fine and dandy so I asked her what she wanted, "I sent you the e-mail weeks ago." :blush:

    So I go to the QVC website today to order it and I can't order online cause they require some pin number. So this is going to force me to call them on the phone, and I'm gonna be stuck with some estrogen OD'ed yahoo trying to blow sunshine up my a** and I'll have to refrain from commentating that she would be better served by making porn utilizing cylindrical objects powered by car batteries.
     
  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Now they can go fornicate themselves on a one way trip to Hades.............. :mad:
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    Hell man, hell

    Hades is a young man living in a grocery store parking lot

    What did she want anyway?
     
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    that sucks BUBBA. lip stick on your dip stick??? :D
     
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    no hell is working in the BOTTLE RETURN department in the early 80's. :mad:
     

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