A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the > air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. > He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to > drink from the same one twice." > > An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws > his glass into the air, pulls out his AK 47 and shoots the glass to > pieces. > > He says "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we > don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either." > A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks > it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Baretta and shoots > the Mexican and the Iraqi. > He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't > need to drink with the same ones twice."