Dismiss Notice

Welcome To CK5!

Registering is free and easy! Hope to see you on the forums soon.

Score a FREE t-shirt and membership sticker when you sign up for a Premium Membership and choose the recurring plan.

A new ballgame

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Apr 9, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2001
    Posts:
    20,716
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    Undisclosed Location
    Dear Saddam Hussein and Sons; remaining Taliban and Osama Bin Laden:

    We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to
    an old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule, that
    there are no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first
    time.

    Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite
    you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will
    toast you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that you are off to an
    impressive lead, it is however now our turn at the plate. By the way, we
    will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up!

    Our team line up is as follows:

    Club Owner ~ God
    Manager ~ George W. Bush
    Ass't Manager ~ Dick Cheney
    Head Coach ~ Colin Powell
    Assistant Coach ~ Donald Rumsfeld
    Starting Pitcher ~ Tommy Franks
    1st Base ~ U. S. Marine Corps
    2nd Base ~ U. S. Navy
    3rd Base ~ U.S. Air Force
    Shortstop and clean up hitter ~ U. S. Army
    Outfield ~ Firemen and Policemen
    Umpire ~ None Required - remember - the manager gave you ample time to
    forfeit the game. Now it's too late for discussion. He told you there'll be
    no further negotiations or diplomacy!

    Pinch hitters as needed ~
    U.S. Navy SEALS
    U.S. Army Green Berets
    U.S. Army Rangers
    U.S. Air Force PJs
    Delta Force
    And, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:
    4th Base ~ United Kingdom and
    5th Base ~ Spain

    Opening Ceremonies:
    Vocal 1: The Star Spangled Banner. Ya'll stand, face the American flag and
    place your right hand over your heart and sing.
    Vocal 2: Lee Greenwood ~ God Bless The U.S.A.
    Vocal 3: Neil Diamond ~ Comin' To America
    Vocal 4: Bruce Springstein ~ Born In The U.S.A.
    Vocal 5: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir ~ Battle Hymn of the Republic

    You may choose whoever you want for your team ... France I know has been
    coaching you and Germany, Russia and China will at least be cheering for
    you. You can even get the Dixie Chicks to sing your national anthem. You
    might even find some human shields in Hollywood. There are many EX-movie
    stars who seem to really love you. I'm sure they would like to play on your
    team and we'll be glad to let you have them.

    It won't really matter how many useful idiots you get on your side and
    (even if you all shave), our guys are gonna win!!!

    Sincerely.
    On behalf of the 270,000,000 Citizens of the United States of America

    P.S.
    May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah; 'cause your
    ass is ours! Goodbye!
     
  2. ChevyDrivnRdneck

    ChevyDrivnRdneck 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Nov 25, 2002
    Posts:
    714
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Modesto, Ca
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif
    I love it Bubba!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2001
    Posts:
    1,348
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cheyenne, Wy
    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

    The military should drop those in leaflet form all across Iraq!!!
     
  4. MOABDADC22

    MOABDADC22 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2001
    Posts:
    1,348
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Cheyenne, Wy
    I liked it so much that I e-mailed it to all my friends. /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif

    P.S. Spellcheck suggested "Tallyman" as the proper spelling of "Taliban." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2001
    Posts:
    6,503
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Northern Virginia
    /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. ZonkRat

    ZonkRat 1/2 ton status

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2003
    Posts:
    1,003
    Likes Received:
    0
    Location:
    Lawrence County Tennessee
    /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/usaflag.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

Share This Page