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A new holiday just for the guys (rated R)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoAngel, Feb 11, 2003.

  1. NoAngel

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    Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
    your
    wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows
    and
    any other baubles that women find romantic.

    Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
    holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
    life.
    Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."

    Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created
    so
    your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
    holiday
    explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.

    That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day
    will
    usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
    in
    February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
    machine.

    The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a
    little
    push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love
    and
    peace to this crazy world.
     
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    wife just LOL at me... /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
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    I will forward that to the wife, and see what she has to say! /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

    -Dan
     
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    Leadfoot 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    Now I know why you PM'd me to look at this post......................... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif

    But do I have to wait until March???????


    Also why that day....(not that I'm complaining).



    [Marking calendar with a really big marker]
     
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    jacob
     
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    I thought Valentines' Day was Steak and Blowjob day /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif

    John
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Sending the wife an e mail now.... thanks Michelle.... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    hahahah!!! FYI, plastic wrap can be used for protetion during oral sex but only if its the non-microwaveable kind. wow, good thing i am furthering my education and learning this kind of stuff!!!
     
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    uum, where do you get your blowjobs? /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    Now that I have that info, I just need to find a worthy canidate........... /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    BTW 'Tape.............well how is the seran thing supos' to work.............the um, well the dog is not liking the plastic at ALL! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
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    i'll go shop for the steaks- but how many am i supposed to buy? and is this like a first thing in the morning holiday or all day? i'll go ask ugly and see what he has planned /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     
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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    But do I have to wait until March???????

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    What a silly question! With a name like NoAngel, I think you have nothing to worry about!


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    is this like a first thing in the morning holiday or all day?

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    I say wait till the end of the day. Give him something to anticipate. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    thought Valentines' Day was Steak and Blowjob day

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    Now you get 2!
     
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    I want to say that the local radio station started this. About a week or two ago Lewis and Floorwax were taking about this, They called a steak house to see what he thought about the Idea.
    Where did you get that noangel? The radio stations call sign is 103.5 the Fox
    But then again they stole the idea /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    Eric
     
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    Where did you get that noangel?

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    I'm not sure where she got it at, but my sister in law emailed that to Wayne and I about 2 or 3 weeks ago.
     
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    Steak and BJ Day huh? /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif Have you been talkin' to Sarah?

    BTW - I like my RIBEYE medium rare! And I like my BJ - period! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
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    March 20th is now officially "Steak &amp; Blowjob Day."


    [/ QUOTE ] jennie already had that on the calender from the time hudhog posted this /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif Im so lucky! you know where ill be that day /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     
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    Where did you get that noangel?

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    A friend emailed it to me. I wish I could take credit for it, it's a good one. /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
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    Well look what the cat dragged in!!
    Where have you been hiding?
    Figures it took a post on oral pleasure and steak to get your attention! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif(you had better be laughing or I will be highly disapointed with you!)
     

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