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A new study in Beer

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by denver75k5, Jun 25, 2004.

  1. denver75k5

    denver75k5 1/2 ton status

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    Sorry if this is a re-post.


    Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis
    >that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a
    >concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
    >contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking

    >enough beer, men turn into women.
    >
    >To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
    >period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
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    >1) Gained weight.
    >
    >2) Talked excessively without making sense.
    >
    >3) Became overly emotional.
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    >4) Couldn't drive.
    >
    >5) Failed to think rationally.
    >
    >6) Argued over nothing.
    >
    >7) Had to sit down while urinating.
    >
    >8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    >
    >No further testing was considered necessary.
    >
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  2. 84gmcjimmy

    84gmcjimmy 1 ton status

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  3. jjlaughner

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    (for SHAGGY - HAHA) /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
  4. justwhatido

    justwhatido 1/2 ton status

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    I just read this to my wife. She failed to see the humor.

    I'm headed to the couch. g'night all.

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    Fred
     

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