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A night to remember ....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by muddin4fun, Jun 17, 2002.

  1. muddin4fun

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    As I lay on my bed tonight, I'm thinking about you,
    I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
    All because I cannot forget our session last night.

    You came to me unexpectedly during that calm, balmy night,
    and what happened in bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

    You appeared as if from nowhere and shamelessly,
    without any reservations, you laid on my naked body ...
    you must have sensed my indifference, so you started to
    bite me without any guilt or humiliation.

    You drove me crazy whilst you tried to suck me dry.
    After what seemed hours I finally fell heavily to sleep.
    Today when I woke up you were gone.
    I searched for you but to no avail,
    only the sheets and the marks on my body bear witness
    to last night's events.

    The marks on my body make it harder to forget you.
    Tonight I will remain awake and wait for you......
    as soon you appear I will
    quickly grab you and won't let you go.
    I will hold you with all my strength so
    that this time you will not disappear so easily.
    I won't rest until l have you in my grasp.....
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~
    .
    .....you fawking mosquito!!


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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!! that was good /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROTFLMFAO!!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

    That was a great one!! You had me fooled there!! I was eager to get to the end of it to find out what the punch line was!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    I thought it was gonna be something about Twiztid. /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif
     
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    As I lay on my bed tonight, I'm thinking about you,
    I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
    All because I cannot forget our session last night.

    You came to me unexpectedly during that calm, balmy night,
    and what happened in bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

    You appeared as if from nowhere and shamelessly,
    without any reservations, you laid on my naked body ...
    you must have sensed my indifference, so you started to
    bite me without any guilt or humiliation.

    You drove me crazy whilst you tried to suck me dry.
    After what seemed hours I finally fell heavily to sleep.
    Today when I woke up you were gone.
    I searched for you but to no avail,
    only the sheets and the marks on my body bear witness
    to last night's events.

    The marks on my body make it harder to forget you.
    Tonight I will remain awake and wait for you......
    as soon you appear I will
    quickly grab you and won't let you go.
    I will hold you with all my strength so
    that this time you will not disappear so easily.
    I won't rest until l have you in my grasp.....
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~
    .
    you ~


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    hot hunk of massive manhood of monster meat, Eric!!! /forums/images/icons/blush.gif /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    [/ QUOTE ]
    Subject: Name change.

    Messege: Dude!! I gotta have my user name changed to mosquito It's just gotta happen, PLEASE!!

    From: Twiztid


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    Reply pending.... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
    And Laras Waiting.... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

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    As they say...."good things come to those who wait!" /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    See Wes pimpin'


    [/ QUOTE ]hot hunk of massive manhood of monster meat, Eric!!!

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    Pimp Wes Pimp! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif



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    Purple headed yogurt slinger!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Mushroom helmeted soldier of love!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Purple headed yogurt slinger!!!

    [/ QUOTE ] Wes let up on your grip! Your cutting off the circulation! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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    Jacks magic bean stalk. Flesh rocket.

    Anyone else seen Varsity Blues? LOL!
     
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    Purple headed yogurt slinger.... ROTFLMFAO....
     
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    **hears footsteps behind him**

    Oh .... Hi mom! What am I doing?? I'm just checking out a message board with a bunch of clean cut wheelers.

    Moma, What's a yogurt sligner?

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