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A post for the "older" folk on CK5

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Skigirl, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Skigirl

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    A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Well, I've been following the ( /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif) post in the garage about whether younger or older women are preferable for younger guys (tho I don't thing the guy who started the post is even legal yet...I could be arrested).

    In defense of "older" folk in general I would like to point out a number of benefits of being "older":

    THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 40...

    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run - anywhere.

    4. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    5. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    6. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    7. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

    8. You can live without sex (but not without glasses).

    9. You can have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

    10. You no longer think of adhering to speed limits as a challenge.

    11. You can quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

    12. You can enjoy singing along with elevator music.

    13. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    14. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    15. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    16. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
     
  2. Can Can

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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Plus(a big plus if I may say so).........

    Older girls tend to "go" without as much pleading and convincing. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Yes, well, we generally know what we want.
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    HEY, wait a minute there, i represent that remark!
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Gotta love that!!! I remember when I used to have to be the one to initiate everything, like I was the only one getting anything out of it(Hmmmmmmm........maybe I was /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif).

    Nowadays, there's no power struggle involved. Like you said, older gals know what they want and don't act shy or coy. Thank god for that...... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5 *DELETED*

    Post deleted by Twiztid
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Well.... that sucked, seemed kinda funny at the time. (it was a spin-off, for the 20-something crowd)


    A-well..

    I liked the post Ski-girl.
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Does it mean I'm OLD if people still are scared of me?!
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Hey Eric, I missed that deleted... you gettin shy on us?
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    Hey Eric, I missed that deleted... you gettin shy on us?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nah...
    I *thought* I had something rolling there.
    But after rereading it, I decided it was better left to the imagination.


    "There isn't anything wrong with acting a little "nutty" every so often. But flat-out proveing it, is another thing."

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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    The most Painful part of gettin' older is that Pretty girls will come up and ask you the time or for change or something and call you "Sir".....That's when ya know yer outta the race.... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    Ya know what folks over 40 use for birth control??....










    Nudity
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    so what.... I been maried so long I enjoy the attention...
     
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    Re: A post for the \"older\" folk on CK5

    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    ...and call you "Sir"....

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    That used to happen to me when I was in my THIRTIES !!! Whaddaya talkin' about ????
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    I found that life got a helluva lot more interesting AFTER I turned Forty - which was
    a "few" years ago !!!! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     

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