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A priest and a nun

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, May 11, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road he
    stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and
    crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg.

    The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing gear
    lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says "Father remember
    psalm 129."

    The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is unable to
    remove his eyes from her leg.

    Further on when he changes gear and has ogled at her leg for the
    zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again. The Nun once
    again says "Father remember psalm 129"

    Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know the flesh
    is weak."

    Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes on his
    way.

    Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks up psalm
    129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL FIND GLORY"
     
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