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A question of gender

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 4, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a
    wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

    KIDNEYS - female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

    TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.

    HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to
    light a fire under it...and, of course, there's the hot air part.

    SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain
    water.

    WEB PAGE - female, because it is always getting hit on.

    SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging
    out.

    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
    Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons
    are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are
    pushed.

    ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can
    always see right through them.

    SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

    HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the
    bottom.

    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
    years, but it's handy to have around.

    REMOTE CONTROL - female...Ha! ... You thought I'd say male. But
    consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without i t, and while
    he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!!!
     
  2. 55Willy

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
    Oh Man those are funny
     
  3. riz

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    <font color=blue><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
    Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons
    are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are
    pushed.


    This one is so true !
     
  4. Leadfoot

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000
    years, but it's handy to have around.


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    Hey, I resemble that remark /forums/images/icons/smile.gif/forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

    Those are pretty funny!
     
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    and you can break lots of thing with one
     

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