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A rectum stretcher ( joke in bad form)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ramjet gmc, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    > While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over),
    > noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge.
    > Naturally, he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me,
    > "What's the hurry?"
    > I replied, "I'm late for work."
    > "Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
    > "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
    > The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum
    > stretcher DO?"
    > I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
    > fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand.Then I work until
    > I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until it's
    > about 6 foot wide."
    > The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"
    > I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
    > bridge....." /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
    > Bail: $100
    > Ticket: $95
    > Look on cop's face: Priceless /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    park him on top of a bridge. /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif


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    I would like to reply but ...i think that I will just leave it out !!!!!




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