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A second life

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 19, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
    > hospital.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
    Seeing
    > > God
    > > > > she
    > > > > > asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 40
    years, 2
    > > > months
    > > > > > and 8 days to live."
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
    andhave a
    > > > > facelift,
    > > > > > liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in
    and
    > change
    > > > her
    > > > > > hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she
    figured
    she
    > > > might
    > > > > > as well make the most of it.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
    While
    > > > > crossing
    > > > > > the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
    had
    > > > another
    > > > > 40
    > > > > > years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
    > ambulance?"
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > >
    > > > > > (SCROLL DOWN....You'll love this!!!)
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    > > > > >
    > > > > > God replied, " I didn't recognize you."
     
  2. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    YOU STOLE MY JOKE!!!!! LOL!!!! I was actually gonna post that after I got through all the rest of this mess
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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