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A speeding RyanB.....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoSmog73, Jan 25, 2003.

  1. NoSmog73

    NoSmog73 1/2 ton status

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    SPEEDING

    RyanB: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Sir, you were speeding.
    RyanB: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    RyanB: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    Officer: Don't have one?
    RyanB: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
    please.
    RyanB: I can't do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    RyanB: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    RyanB: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    RyanB: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
    The Officer looks at RyanB and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
    Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
    A senior officer
    slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
    Officer 2: Sir , could you step out of your vehicle please!
    RyanB steps out of his vehicle.
    RyanB: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    RyanB: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
    please.
    RyanB opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, RyanB ?
    RyanB: Yes, here are the registration papers.
    The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a
    driving license.
    RyanB digs into his wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you sir , one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    RyanB: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    YA KNOW, IF I WAS BACK IN OREGON AND GETTING PULLED OVER AS MUCH AS I DID, I WOULD BE TEMPTED TO USE THAT ONE...
    oops, on the caps, sorry.

    maybe i will next time.
    Grant
     
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    -Dan
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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