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A trip to the vet....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Jan 20, 2003.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    A Trip to the Vets
    >
    > Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are
    > sitting in the
    > waiting room at the vet's office when they strike up
    > a conversation. The
    > Doberman
    > turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"
    > The Boxer
    > replies,"I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the
    > sofa, the cat, the
    > kids. But the final straw was last night, when I
    > pissed in the middle of
    > my owner's bed." The Doberman says, "So what is the
    > vet going to do?"
    > "Lethal injection,"came the reply from the sad
    > Boxer. The Doberman then
    > turns to the Labrador and asks, "Why are you here?"
    > The Lab says, " I'm a
    > digger. I dig under fences, I dig
    > up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
    > When I'm inside, I
    > dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
    > night when I dug a
    > greatnbig
    > hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going
    > to do to you?" the
    > Doberman inquired. "Lethal injection," the dejected
    > Labrador said. The
    > Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks why
    > he's at the vet's
    > office. "I'm a humper," the Doberman says. "I'll
    > hump anything. I'll hump
    > the
    > cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever. I
    > want to hump
    > everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got
    > out of the shower and
    > was bending down to dry her toes, and I just
    > couldn't help myself. I
    > hopped on her back and started humping away." The
    > Boxer and Labrador
    > exchange a sad glance and
    > say, "So, lethal injection for you too, huh?" The
    > Doberman says, "No, no,
    > I'm here to get my nails clipped.................. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. shane74

    shane74 1/2 ton status

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    yer sick man....just plain sick..... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    jacob
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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