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Aaarrrggg

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender, a little curious about why this guy is dressed like a pirate, soon notices that the pirate has a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. Well, this peeked the bartender's interest and he then asks, "I hope you don't mind me askin' but why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
    The pirate answers back, "AAARRRGGG, it drives me nuts!"
     
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    That is the lamest joke ever...but it cracked me up for some reason.:confused: :D :haha:
     
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    Almost as bad as:

    A twelve year old boy dressed up as a pirate for halloween. Upon ringing the door bell and giving the standard "trick or treat", the occupant to house proceeded to give him some candy. While handing out the candy, the occupant asked the boy, "So tell me boy, where your buccaneers?"

    To which the boy promptly replied, "On my buckin head when they belong!"
     
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    Heard it!

    Believe it or not,Chely Wright told that joke at one of her concerts I went to at a Casino in CT! :haha: :haha: ..it was funny hearing HER say it!..

    She had a lot of musician jokes too--like:

    "How do you get rid of a guitar player"??
    "Pay him for the Pizza!".. :D

    What do you call a banjo player with a beeper"??
    "An Optomist.." ! :haha:

    She had a lot more,but I can't remember them now... :doah: :mad:
     
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