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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 21, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
    1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

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    AMANA WASHER $100.
    OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.

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    SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
    ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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    FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART STUPID DOG

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    2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
    One 5-finger, One 3-finger, PAIR: $15

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    TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
    OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION
    $6800

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    COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
    ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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    83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000

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    STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15

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    SOFT and GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
    89 cents

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    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
    NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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    FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
    20 YR. WARRANTY.
    LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.

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    FREE 1 CAN OF PORK and BEANS
    WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.

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    FOR SALE:
    LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50

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    NORDIC TRACK $300
    HARDLY USED ***************
    CALL CHUBBIE ***************

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    BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
    "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"

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    SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS

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    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
    BEEN OUT A WHILE..
    BETTER BE REWARD.

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    HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
    "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"

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    GET A LITTLE JOHN:
    THE TRAVELING URINAL
    HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.

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    HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB

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    GEORGIA PEACHES
    CALIFORNIA GROWN -
    89 cents lb.

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    NICE PARACHUTE:
    NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
    SLIGHTLY STAINED

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    FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.

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    AMERICAN FLAG
    60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100

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    TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
    WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
    STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

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    EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
    QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS and BOX SPRINGS -$175.

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    OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
    AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.

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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    MUST SELL WASHER and DRYER $300.

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    LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.

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    ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
    FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

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    GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.

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    GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.

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    OPEN HOUSE
    BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
    FREE COFFEE and DONUTS

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    KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box

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    FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.

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    FOR SALE BY OWNER
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
    needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
     
  2. sapper

    sapper 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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  3. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> I love this one .......TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
    WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
    STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. .
     

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