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Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ramjet gmc, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. ramjet gmc

    ramjet gmc CK5 Staff Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:


    >FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL ½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER
    > BE A REWARD.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    > GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > AND THE BEST ONE
    > ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    > FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    > volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
    > needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
     
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    MTBLAZER89 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

    FREE PUPPIES: ½ COCKER SPANIEL ½ SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.

    FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

    GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

    FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD.

    [/ QUOTE ]


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    1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer


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    do the 7 woman come with it? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
    > volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer
    > needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

    [/ QUOTE ] This is actually my ad, I knew when I married her,She was Ms, Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always..... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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