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Adult Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jul 7, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    > > > >
    > > > >A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she
    > needs
    > > to
    > > > >file her taxes.
    > > > >
    > > > >The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
    > questions.
    > > He
    > > > >gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
    > > > >asks..........
    > > > >....... "What is your occupation?"
    > > > >
    > > > >The woman replies, "I'm a high-priced whore."
    > > > >
    > > > >The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
    That
    > > is
    > > > >much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
    > > > >
    > > > >The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
    > > > >
    > > > >"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
    > > > >
    > > > >They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm an elite
    > > chicken
    > > > >farmer."
    > > > >
    > > > >The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
    > a
    > > > >whore or a call girl?".
    > > > >
    > > > >"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year."
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >Parrot
    > > > >
    > > > >On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot
    > strapped
    > > > >into
    > > > >the seat next to him.
    > > > >
    > > > >The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot
    > squawks,
    > > > >"And
    > > > >why don't you get me a whiskey, you bitch."
    > > > >
    > > > >The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a
    > > whiskey
    > > > >for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee.
    > > > >
    > > > >As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the
    > > stewardess,
    > > > >the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whiskey,
    > you
    > > > >slut
    > > > >"
    > > > >
    > > > >Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whiskey
    > but
    > > > >still no coffee for the man.
    > > > >
    > > > >Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to
    > try
    > > the
    > > > >parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee, you
    > bitch.
    > > I
    > > > >expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that
    > > > >disgustingly
    > > > >ugly face of yours!"
    > > > >
    > > > >Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and
    > > > >thrown
    > > > >out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards.
    > > > >
    > > > >Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and
    says,
    > > "For
    > > > >someone who can't fly, you sure are a cocky bastard."
    > > >
    > > > _____________________
     
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