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advantages of breast milk

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  1. nc87k5

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    "The Advantages of Breast Milk"




    A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk."

    What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

    1. No need to boil.
    2. Never goes sour.
    3. Available whenever necessary.

    So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

    4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

    He received an A
     
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    Anyone every taste that shiat?
     
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    bitter... :haha:
     
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    Not yet....be right back :D
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Ahh yes, breasts and toy trains; both intended for children, but played with far more by grown men!!! (I know I'm guilty :D )
    Jimbo
     
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    Not that I'd go around telling folks this, but a when I was dating a chick (breif, but fun) who was still in the breat feeding stage. In short, she offered. I tried. It wasn't bad - kinda sweet tasting. Don't think I'd 'seek it out', though - it wasn't added to list of things I like to do to a nice set of hooters.
     
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    Yep.....kinda sweet if you ask me. The wife is currently in full production mode. :haha: :haha: :haha: :doah: :eek1:
     
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    I'm always afraid of not leaving enough for Emma (the baby) so I try not to suck very hard (until told too)! :doah: :blush: :haha:
     
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    Knowing how to follow instruction is one of the secrets to a happy marriage. :D
     
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    yeah,,we did..

    I think ALL of us tasted it !!--but most of us were too young to remember what it tastes like now. :whistle: ...I kinda wish some girl would give me the chance to refresh my memory :tongue1: :crazy: ...
     
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    they make for some pretty cool squirt guns too lol
     

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