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Adventures of Mike...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dogdaysunrise, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. dogdaysunrise

    dogdaysunrise 1/2 ton status

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    (this is all in CAD)

    New AC Delco Plugs: $17.16
    New Bosch Premium Wires: $44.99
    New Bosch Premium Cap and Rotor Set: $49.98
    Counting the firing order counter clockwise 4 times while throwing crap around because it wont start, then realizing while you are hooking up the old cap and rotor, that you are a moron and were counting it counter clockwise instead of clockwise: priceless




    There are some out there who get things right all the time, and then there are some like me who should probably invest in a sign that says pants then shoes. :D


    Mike
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    My life in a nutshell... :haha:
     
  3. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    If I don't have to do it at least twice, then I know it ain't gonna work at all because I really f**ked it up!!!
     
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    It's not a job , till it draws blood! :D
     
  5. diesel4me

    diesel4me 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Sign,Sign,everywhere a sign....

    "If it seemed too easy--YOU DID IT WRONG!"... :haha: :haha: ---we had a a sign on the wall of my friends shop that said that!--and many times it was true! :doah:
    Another sign said: " If you dont have time to do it right--when will you find time to do it OVER"!!......

    My 4 favorites were "Dont Rush Me!--I'm F*&%^$in It Up As Fast As I Can!" :haha:

    "The 2 Most Important Rules Of Auto Repair..
    #1. Its Only Nuts And Bolts
    #2. It's Not MY Car!... :haha: :haha:

    and

    " If We Can't Fix It--We'll Mickey Mouse It!--If We Can't Mickey Mouse It--We'll Donald Duck It!--And If We Can't Donald Duck It--F*** IT!--IT CAN'T BE FIXED!!" ... :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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