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Afghanistan Cruise...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Mar 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Afghanistan Cruise...
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    > We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
    > promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With
    > that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
    > promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil
    > Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, Robert
    > Altman, and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US
    > assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
    > "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation
    > homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or
    > Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your
    > honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
    > cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you
    > should consider the possibility of eight years. Note: Since you
    > advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
    >
    > Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
    > director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as
    > lifeguard and emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as
    > spiritual advisor and marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as
    > intern coordinator.
    >
    > If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
    > friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
    > who can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
    >
    > Bon Voyage!"
    >
    > Is this a great country or what!
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  3. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i would not mis any of them /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  5. lifted95z71

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    more proof that liberals cant tell the truth. they promised to leave, (i was really looking forward to it) and they didnt.
     
  6. tomseviltwin

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    Amen brother!!

    tom
     

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