Afghanistan Cruise... > > We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had > promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With > that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their > promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil > Donahue, David Geffin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, Robert > Altman, and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US > assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, > "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation > homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or > Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your > honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your > cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you > should consider the possibility of eight years. Note: Since you > advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any. > > Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise > director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as > lifeguard and emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as > spiritual advisor and marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as > intern coordinator. > > If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, > friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary > who can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return. > > Bon Voyage!" > > Is this a great country or what!