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Afghanistan Cruise

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by fright89, Apr 18, 2003.

  1. fright89

    fright89 1/2 ton status

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    We at Carnival Cruise Lines
    didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
    had promised to leave the country if
    George W. Bush became President.

    With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
    for those who want to keep their promise!

    Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell,
    Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,
    Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise,
    please dispose of all US assets and report to
    Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
    "Elation," which has been commissioned
    to take you to your new vacation homes
    in Afghanistan.
    You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.

    The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor
    a Farewell Parade in your honor
    through Palm Beach, Broward,
    and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.

    Please pack for an extended stay...
    at least four years and you should consider
    the possibility of eight years.

    Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

    Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain,
    Al Gore as cruise director,
    Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,
    Ted Kennedy as lifeguard
    and emergency procedures director,
    and
    Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

    If you have any questions about making arrangements
    for your homes,friends and loved ones,
    please direct your comments to
    Senator Hillary Clinton.

    Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

    Bon Voyage!"

    Is this a great country or what!
     
  2. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,

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  3. LittlePig

    LittlePig 1/2 ton status

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    Will Teddy be handling all man-overboard incidents also?

    I guess we'll have to drive off that bridge when we come to it. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
  4. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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