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After the bullfight

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 28, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    After his day's sightseeing, an American touring Spain stopped at a
    local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling,
    scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only
    did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

    The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
    bull's balls from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

    The American, though momentarily daunted when he learned the origin of
    the dish said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
    a
    day, since there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
    early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure
    to serve you this delicacy!"

    The next morning, the American returned and placed his order. That
    evening, he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
    called to the waiter and said, "These are much, much smaller than the
    ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

    The waiter promptly replied, "Si, senor!" Sometimes the bull wins!
     
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