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Afterlife

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88Silverado, Jul 2, 2003.

  1. 88Silverado

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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would
    come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
    Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

    After a long life, the husband was the first to
    go, and true to his word, he made contact.

    "Mary . . . Mary . . ."

    "Is that you, Fred?"

    "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

    "What's it like?"

    "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex.
    I have breakfast, I have sex.
    Then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice.
    I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
    After supper, I have sex until late at night.
    The next day it starts again."

    "Gee Fred" (in a disgusted voice)
    "I didnt know they had so much sex in heaven."

    "Well, im not exactly in heaven...I'm a rabbit in Oklahoma
     
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