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Age wins!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyracing, Apr 27, 2003.

  1. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man
    walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all
    different colors: green,red,orange,blue and yellow. The old
    man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
    was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,

    "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your
    life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
    and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were
    my son." /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  2. Pure Insanity

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  3. heavy4x4

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  4. Tybee

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  5. chevyracing

    chevyracing 1/2 ton status

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    I kind of thought it was pretty funny......
     
  6. newyorkin

    newyorkin 1 ton status

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    [ QUOTE ]
    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. MuddySub
    walked up to the bench and sat down. The old
    man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man
    was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically,

    "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your
    life?"

    Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once
    and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were
    my son."

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I hope he can get online soon to enjoy that!
     
  7. Muddytazz

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