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Ahhh, the Irish....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Jul 23, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    > "Personal ads" in the Dublin News
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    > Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
    > man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
    > starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
    >
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    > Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancee,
    > seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
    > this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
    >
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    >
    > Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shifty >
    > after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, >
    > maybe more.
    >
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    >
    > Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in
    > the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady,
    > with
    > a lovely chest.
    >
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    >
    > Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
    > dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
    > cats
    > in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
    >
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    >
    > Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes,
    > seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
    >
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    >
    > Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
    > double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an
    > open-minded twin sister.
    >
     
  2. behemoth

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    Aye ! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  3. shewheeler

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
    man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
    starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    A man after my own heart /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  4. Seventy4Blazer

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
    double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an
    open-minded twin sister.

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    i think this guy ALMOST HAS it right. but not a brewery, a whiskey still /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
    Grant
     
  5. NoAngel

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
    man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
    starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    DAD?????? /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     

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