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Air for sale

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by hi pinion, Jan 13, 2006.

  1. hi pinion

    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    **PLUMBING THE WORLD**
    They sell dirt, metal, wood, water , and junk.

    So what the hell. :D

    AIR FOR SALE HERE !!!!! 99 cents a jar .:D Better get your air today before it runs out :laugh: hu hu :haha:
     
  2. Muddytazz

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    put it on ebay, might triple your money :haha:
     
  3. dogdaysunrise

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    wanna trade?

    my pet rock for your can of air?
     
  4. hi pinion

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    The first jar is 99 cents, and after that they get cheaper by the dozen. (limit one coupon per family):D

    I wonder if you farted in a jar, and mailed it to someone, if it would still smell when it got there:laugh:
     
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    sometimes i fart in my hand and cup them together and throw it in my girlfriends face. She gets real pissed off, so im assuming it stinks. Im gonna go with yes on that one.
     
  6. hi pinion

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    The thing is, my air is forever, when the rock is only a temp thing ,:haha: oh man, this is dumb alright :haha:
     
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    i want to know..... what kind of garuentee do i get with this air? its no just some crappy lubrico warrenty is it? I want atleast a 25 year replacment gaurentee.
     
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    I remember doing that. Back in the 80s when we used to wear tight jeans.:haha: It used to really make that "SNAPPING" effect :haha: , as we held down our victim (someones little brother) , and took turns farting on his. her face , until they creid :haha: and we laughed :haha: :D
     
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    the mighty tight ass machine gunner.
     
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    There was a jackass on eBay selling "hurricane wind" in ziploc bags after the hurricanes in Fla a few years ago. I also own some "mount St. Helen ash" in a vial that I got when I was young at a rock collectors show. $.50 worth of fireplace ash no doubt.:rolleyes:
     
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    Shipping to 75080?
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    You want a fart or some guaranteed NOLA hurricane wind. Smells about the same actually.
     
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    Can I get that inna "to go cup"????
     
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    they sell O2... oxygen bars are a big hit.....
    Grant
     
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    Here's a jar of St. Helen's ash my aunt collected from her front yard after the mountain blew- Centralia was the area hit by most of the ash!

    [​IMG]
     
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    Volcanoes..a pain in the ash...!

    Don't laugh..it might not be long before we are all wearing masks,and being charged to breathe!...so only the rich get to live..for very long anyway..

    One way to thin out the social classes..they never did have much use for the poor ,and middle class people anyway..:mad1: ..he who has the most money gets to live..:doah:

    With each passing day,the possibillity of a "dirty bomb" going off somewhere gets greater each day..so its not too far fetched..:eek1:
     
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    You will need a good brand name and exciting lable.

    T.V. ads with good looking chicks with big boobs telling people that your brand of air is healthier for them instead or normal air.

    Superbowl commercial to kick of the Air product line.

    You can have more expensive air from exotic locations for people can share the essence of the place for a vacation mood (more expensive of course)

    4 out of 5 doctors telling you that air is good for you.

    Pereair has already been taken by the spaceballs movie.
    Something professional and not corney.
     

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