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Alcohol Warning Labels

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 4, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Alcohol Warning Labels


    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra and panties.
    _____

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you are whispering when you are not.
    _____

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
    in dancing like a retard.
    ___

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    _____

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
    think you can sing.
    _____

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
    believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
    at four in the morning.
    _____
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
    you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
    spitting.
    _____
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
    rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
    _____
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
    tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    _____
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    laughing WITH you.
    _
    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

    WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink
    you can tipe real gode.
     
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra and panties.

    [/ QUOTE ] I hate it when that happens..... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
    in dancing like a retard.

    [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Been There......Done That. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning

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    now whats wrong with a booty call? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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