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Alcohol Warning Labels

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GORRILLA, Jul 15, 2003.

  1. GORRILLA

    GORRILLA 1/2 ton status

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    > New Alcohol Warning Labels (including wine LOL) Due to increasing
    products
    > liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the
    > FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately
    > on all varieties of alcohol containers:
    >
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    > happened to your bra and panties.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption
    of
    > alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol
    is
    > a major factor in dancing like a retard.
    >
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
    > friends over and over again that you love them.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
    > you can sing.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
    > that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at
    > four in the morning.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
    > can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex
    > without
    > spitting.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
    > inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
    back.
    >
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
    > that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
    than
    > most
    > people.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
    > people are laughing WITH you.
    >
    > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
    >
    > WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you
    > can tipe real gode
    >
    >
    >
    >


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    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    > happened to your bra and panties.
    >

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