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ALCOHOL

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Mar 5, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    > ALCOHOL
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    > Due to increasing products liability litigation, American Beer Brewers
    > > have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels
    > be
    > > placed immediately on all beer containers:
    > >
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
    > > what the hell happened to your bra.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    > > whispering when you are not.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
    > like a
    > > retard.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
    > friends
    > > over and over again that you love them.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
    > sing.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
    > > ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
    > > morning.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
    > logically
    > > converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
    > mystical
    > > Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
    > the
    > > morning and see something really scary.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
    > inexplicable
    > > rug burns on the forehead/knees.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
    > are
    > > tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
    >
    > > invisible.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
    >
    > > laughing WITH you.
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
    > > time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
    > > disappear.
    > >
    > >
    > > WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Ha Ha I'm invisable!!!/forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  3. blazen91

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    I wish I would have read that before Saturday night at TDS!!! I would have been more careful.
     
  4. Rebel88

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    check this out...along the same lines...<a target="_blank" href=http://www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf>www.madblast.com/oska/humor_warnings.swf</a>

    Later
     
  5. ARider

    ARider Newbie

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    Damn, That first one is always my biggest problem.
     
  6. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=blue> Crap ! You beat me to it ! My favorite is the one where his weiner is cencored !
     
  7. riz

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    <font color=blue>.....Um,...........censored.
     
  8. ChevyCaGal

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

    <hr></blockquote>
    My friend and I went out one night to this club and this guy had a few too many and he was running around acting like an idiot hiding behind stuff like bar stools, plants and small tables.... I guess he thought if he couldn't see us we couldn't see him? It was amusing watching him to say the least...
     
  9. Rebel88

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    haha sorry man

    yeah my cousin sent me that a while ago because apparently i act like that in some ways...

    Later
     

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