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All I need Is a 12 pack and a Trident missle

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Thunder, Aug 3, 2006.

  1. Thunder

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    I would make o'l Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a very nervous man.
     
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    You need to think bigger.

    A keg and two dozen missiles would be much more fun.

    Save one for the Chinese gov't who beat to death all those dogs!
     
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    What was this???

    OMG I just read an article on this. How much is a damn rabies shot. WTF is wrong with these backwards ****s. Are they really that stupid? Holy ****. I am absolutly horrified by this. What the hell. They could shoot them? The couldn't come up with some better way of doing this. What a piece of **** culture. I don't even care if their culture does not look at dogs the same way we do. But I wouldn't pick 'beating them with sticks' at the most effective means to terminate animals, or people, or anything. HOLY ****!!!!!!!! I can't ****ing believe that crap. Are you telling me that some animal rights group couldn't get together 500,000 doses of rabies vacination and then go over there and administer it. That is the most unnecessary load of horse crap I have ever read in my entire life. OMG. If I didn't hate that government enough already... now I really do. What a bunch of **** Sticks.

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    Made me sick to my stomach as well. The first person I see abusing anything is gonna be on the receiving end of a helluva lot of pent up hatred.

    Sorry for derailing your thread, Thunder.
     
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    I could rant about this **** for hours. I am so tied up inside that I can't hardly think straight. These bi-ped mammals are not fit to suck the farts out my ass. I better not see some jackass doing something stupid this evening or I may end up in jail. Don't we have a Delta Team over there hiding in Hung No Low forest just waiting to take care of this sort of thing? I gotta get back to work or I am gonna dwell on this the rest of the day.
     
  6. Thunder

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    So i wonder... If I did have a 12 pack and a trident... (remember a trident is a MRV with 10 max w88s with approx 4.5 megs yield each. Nice little city killers)
    Would i become a world power..? Would the UN(Unilateraly Neutered) try to cut a deal with me. Like the oil for food program? Maby they would! That would be cool:laugh: Then I would have a bunch more money to acquire more nukes and beer. Mu Ha ha ah!!!!! World domination is within my grasp.
     
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    Ms. Thunder, could you please administer Dale his medication now..............
     
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    Thanks for the sig addition!
     
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    (If I were a global superpower)

    Things To Do Today
    1. Prank call Hu Jintao, ask him if he is having Cream of Sum Yung Gy for lunch.
    2. Read hate mail from U.N.
    3. Practice pressing 'the button' in the mirror.
    4. Get on private jet and fly over France with ass pressed against the window
    5. Hire an intern
    6. Have Iran leveled and paved, make it a parking lot for the world's largest Super Walmart.
    7. Draw insulting comics about Islam and post them on my private web page.
    8. Drop Hussein in the middle of Arkansas or Kentucky and put out a $100,000 bounty for his left testicle.
    9. Put O.J. in jail where he belongs
    10. Nap
     
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    bluesuburban for president!!!
     
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    k5er4Life, you are true visionary. I will make a place for you in my administration.

    :usaflag: :usaflag: :usaflag: :usaflag: :usaflag: :usaflag:
    BBS '08
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    as long as I dont have to work under the desk I would be happy to oblige. :haha:
     
  13. Thunder

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    BOW DOWN !! People of the world. I have made great strides in my march to World Domination!!! Thru intense negotations with some shadowy nations of the world. I have managed to aquire a large pile of Beer!
    Phase one is completed!!!!!!:D :D
    After consuming 0ne or 2 I have begun to realise that aquuring a few nukes wont really be that hard to do.
    I have a plan and a soultion
    Bow Down and Pay Homage to The Emperior of The World..




    BTw Cory................. Mrs Thunder Took a little vacation to Lake Tahoe so she aint around to give me any meds. Mu Ha Ha ha
     
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    That would explain the incoherent drunken ramblings:D
     
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    Yeah, real sick of the Chinese to club to death all those dogs that way just because of rabies. You would think that there would be alot better way. But now that I think about it, the Canadian government allowed 300,000 seals to be clubbed to death. So what is the difference. One kills for the sake of the health of the people, and the other kills for the sake of clothing.

    CANADA = CHINA
     
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    I dont care if they wack dogs and eat them........ No big deal to me
    I'll nuke them just because ther are too many dog eaters over there.
    Just a little bit of O'l Thunders fimal soultion to over population.
    "Ill get you my sweety.... and your little dog tooo!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    Nukes and beer, nukes and beer. :doah:
     
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    And here I thought I was the only person that like to drink beer and play with explosives.

    Great thread Dale.
     
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    I shoot professional fireworks several weeks a year I am licensed and can tell you explosives and beer are not a good combo, but then id be lair .

    I really don't drink and shoot I shoot and then drink nothin like shootin explosives bigger than your head.

    Fu##in Chinese bastages I watched a Taboo show or somthin the other day it showed like dogs whole butchered for sale Nasty

    k5er4Life just made me laugh out load in the middle on my English class
     

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