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All in a day's work (for Bubba?)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, May 13, 2006.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

    May 4, 2001
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    Hollister, CA
    Not sure if these are true or not, but pretty funny...

    The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police car videos around the country.

    #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

    #14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

    #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

    #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun."

    #11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

    #10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh. Did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

    # 9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

    # 8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

    # 7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey DOO."

    # 6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

    # 5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

    # 4 "Just how big were those two beers?"

    # 3 "No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

    # 2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

    And... THE BEST ONE!!!

    # 1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?... You're right, we don't. ... Sign here
  2. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

    Feb 17, 2000
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    Humboldt County, CA
    I would venture to say Bubba will have these printed out on a 3x5 card and inserted in shirt pocket before the start of His next shift:D
  3. 79k20350

    79k20350 3/4 ton status

    Nov 22, 2004
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  4. boggerless

    boggerless 1 ton status Premium Member

    May 26, 2003
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    dearborn heights, Michigan
    that is VERY funny. i have to show my friend mike.

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