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All the animals hate me

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Dec 29, 2006.

  1. Capman2k

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    Yesterday I was walking around the park taking pictures of stuff and experimenting with my white balance setting... I took a cool picture of a squirrel and continued on. A short while down the way, another squirrel ran out of a tree and started coming right for me. I stood there and watched it as it stopped right in front of me and started slowly walking towards me like some kind of zombie squirrel.

    It wasn't stopping, so I started backing up and it kept coming at me. So I kept backing up and it kept walking towards me. It was a freaking maniac, it was all hunched over and scraggly and had huge black eyes. But it was so cute and cuddly at the same time. I was pretty sure I was going to get rabies or something. That would have been pretty funny, and not surprising at all considering the way the whole world has decided to crap on me the last 2 weeks....

    In the end, it got bored and ran off and I chased it up a tree. I tried to get a video of it chasing me on my phone, but by the time I got it set up the ordeal was over............... But I swear it happened.




    And then last night I had a dream that me and the boss at were arming ourselves at work in preparation for the Christmas crowd at the restaurant. He got two real pistols. All I got was a plastic machine gun that had one of those night vision pictures of a German soldier in the scope.......
     
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    Just be glad they can't talk.:eek1: Then you would lose your lunch money every day.:doah:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I would recommend more medication. Or less. It's tough to gauge.
     
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    There is one specifically about squrrels I've heard on bob and tom but I couldn't find it right away
     
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    uh, that one mentions the purpose of the squirrels pretty in depth...
     
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    crapman, ya shoulda kicked that sumbitch...
     
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    I second that. Atleast seen how far it would fly and if it landed on its feet like a cat. :D:D
     
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    ya ever see how far a squirrel can be place kicked?
     
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    No I did a pigeon once though. In Italy or Greece or one of those places, I got the chance to do a pigeon.
     
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