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Alligator shoes,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Jul 19, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades .>She
    >wanted
    >to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was
    >very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
    >
    >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
    >of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
    >just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for
    >free!"
    >
    >The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and
    >give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to
    >catch an alligator.
    >
    >Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
    >the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
    >waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he
    >spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning
    >speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy
    >bank of the swamp.
    >
    >Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their
    >backs.
    >
    >The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The
    >blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes
    >heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .
    >
    >"DAMN...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
     
  2. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    alligator shoes are, like sooo ugly, and mean... fur is murder, alligators dont have fur but, so is skin, thats murder too..... i have friends who cut themselves because people kill animals!
     
  3. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    Oh,, you had to go there,,now I'm gonna be all emo the rest of the week...you guy's hate my jokes,,( looks down,,black hair covering face,, kicks dust on floor,,shuffles off in search of razor blades,,text messages 10,000 messages goodbye to other emo friends)
     
  4. muddysub

    muddysub 1 ton suburban status Staff Member Moderator GMOTM Winner

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    damn we lost another one...
     
  5. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Speaking of alligators... what happened to this guy:doah:
     
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    beater_k20 Banned

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    tell them to cut deeper, and with the vein, not across it. :D
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    He caught one. :D
     
  8. gjk5

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    caught one what? tooth in the ass?
     

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