A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades .>She >wanted >to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was >very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. > >After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude >of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll >just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for >free!" > >The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and >give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to >catch an alligator. > >Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to >the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing >waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he >spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning >speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy >bank of the swamp. > >Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their >backs. > >The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The >blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes >heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out . > >"DAMN...THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"