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Almost Friday Funny -- Excuses

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Two buddies, Eric and Rob, were getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Rob throws up all over himself. "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!" Rob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."

    So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Rob stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!"


    Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Rob says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"

    His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."

    "Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    Nice! :haha:
     
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    iwaxmyjimmy College web wheeler Premium Member

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OMG that was funny as heck right there, i dont care who you are.
     
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    :haha::haha::haha:

    you owe me a keyboard...
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: LMAO!!!
     
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    Pretty funny, Rat-Mamma :p: :D :haha: !!
     
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    It was just that one time I swear...:p:
     

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