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alphabet of a drunk

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by k5ntexas, Oct 9, 2002.

  1. k5ntexas

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    Location:
    corpus christi, texas.
    A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college

    B- Beer: It's whats for dinner

    C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a
    Thursday night party

    D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually
    looks pathetic

    E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in
    your drinking party

    F- Fawked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your
    guts out

    G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging
    beers

    H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how
    much you drank

    I- Imbibe: Eh, just another word for DRINK!

    J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or
    stagger home

    K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers

    L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation
    involving alcohol

    M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying

    N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone
    you don't know

    O- Oh sh!t!- What you say as you're falling down the stairs.

    P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're
    drinking beer

    Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean
    in the morning-YUCK!

    R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking
    in the toilet

    S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while
    you were drunk

    T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk

    U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town

    V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make
    Jello

    W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin
    god

    X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump
    it(detox)

    Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end

    Z- Zima: Zomething Different
     

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