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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by dogdaysunrise, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. dogdaysunrise

    dogdaysunrise 1/2 ton status

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    So I was in a gas station crapper taking a cheerio (see pot post) and im minding my own business and I hear some guy walk in the bathroom and then I hear him say "aw fock out of order". Now the urinals are out of order so I think nothing of it.... Next thing I know the guy rips open my stall door with his hose in his hand and starts to piss. Freaks out when I yell at him. Just misses me with his spray and goes running and says "fock it! im pissing in the sink!" and proceeds to piss in the sink. Then says sorry about 8 billion times and runs out. Sure as chit there is a stream of piss from the stall all the way to the sink. I couldnt do anything but laugh my ass off for minutes afterwards.
     
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    Quit hanging out in rest stops, these thingare gonna happen,it's where the gay breed...:haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    im normally pure chit break... gotta be on home field... but i just HAD to go
     
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    Oh man, what would be great is, if like, a half an hour before someone gave you the classic "Better to be pissed off than pissed on"
     
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    :haha::haha::haha::haha:
     
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    I read this at work and busted out laughing. The lady on the phone got pissed. I think she thought I was laughin at her.
     
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    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    That reminds me of that scene in Dumb and Dumber when SeaBass finds Lyod in the stall. That chit is funny.
     
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