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An almost date.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shawnboy, Nov 26, 2005.

  1. shawnboy

    shawnboy 1/2 ton status

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    Can you believe this?
    I met this lady while having a coffee break. We started chatting and things were going great till she asked me what I drive. I told her and you know what she said? "I'll just meet you somewhere. I can't be seen by my neighbors being picked up in that thing." WTF? Like what is better in the middle of a snowstorm than to be picked up in a fullsize, winter ready Jimmy? Needless to say I declined the date.
    City girls are nuts. hahahaha
     
  2. CustomChevy

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    let her meet you somewhere else the first night, then take here somewhere that you NEED that jimmy to get back from.


    she'll love it forever
     
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    I recall being stationed in San Diego, and while a PB Bar and Grille, I was chatting it up with this HAWT AZZ USDS chick. In the middle of the conversation - which was going great - she interupts me and blunt asks, "What do you drive??". I proudly told her I had a lifted '94 Sierra. She gave me the 'aww, poor baby' look, and told me that I had to have "at least a Beamer to take me out". I had always been warned about the shallow SoCal girls, but it wasn't until then that I believed it. Biatches.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:

    Look at the good things... It could've been worse, she could've said "I'll just meet you somewhere. I can't be seen by my neighbors with you." :eek1: :eek1:
     
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    Keep lookin. I think one of the things that Jenn really digged when we firts met was my lifted Z-71 I had back then. She sure seemed to want to borrow it alot. :haha:
     
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    i dated a girl for a month and a half, suddenly she stopped returning calls. a mutual friend had set us up, so i called the friend to see if she knew what was up. she kind of held back at first, then decided against it. "you're not black enough for her" gee, what was your first clue?? maybe the confederate flag hanging in the garage? the fact that i wear my pants where they should be? maybe the fleet of Chevy trucks. :dunno:

    women are retarded.
     
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    uhm ... dood. Thats not what she ment by you're not black enough. Think about it for a few mins. Whats the one legend about black people ... and their pants.
     
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    OUCH!!!!! :eek1: :doah: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: dont shoot him down like that. dont worry bout them. around where i live, there isnt much of anything lifted except Pu**y heeps, so i luck out, the chicks dig my blazer. when they ask what i drive and i say a blazer,they are like, i have one of those, (they think their s10 blazer is a real blazer :haha: ) then when they see it they are like :eek1: no pickup lines needed, only a ladder to get in.

    jus hang with your wheelin buds. "Bro's before Hoes"
     
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    :haha: :haha:
     
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    all in good fun man, i'm sure he knows that.
     
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    Times must've REALLY changed, 'cause I went to high school about 5 miles from you - a school where people got nose jobs and BMW's for their 16th birthdays. Me and my lifted Z71 on 39.5's weren't well recieved. Times must've changed - shiat, I only graduated in '98.
     
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    she never made a move to find out otherwise, and in a month in a half, i never made a move to show her otherwise. :whistle:
     
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    reminds me of a song...

    A new singer "Ray Scott" has a video out that has a similar theme..he meets the perfect woman--but she changes his radio station from country to pop when she gets in his car--then he asks her questions about other country singers,she doesn't know them,or much about them--she doesn't know who "Kris Kristofferson" is at the movie they go see..in the end he tells her to kiss his A$$... :haha: :haha: :haha: ...

    Name of the song is "She Don't Like My Kind Of Music"..

    Women like that I just ignore now..I'm getting too old to be playing that kind of game--either date me because you like ME,for who or what I am--not for what I'm driving..or just go away,or out barhopping with your goldigging friends.. :mad: ..any wonder I'm single?? :rolleyes:
     
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    also a very similar song that is i believe called "Couldnt Change Me", but she liked him originally, got stupid and tried to change him, then realized she screwed up and came back.
     
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    i ran over a hot chicks honda in the blazer...too bad she went to jail.



    :D
     
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    ha ha he said you have a small penis
     
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    Don't feel bad, Jeremy. I have a small dink too..........

    :rotfl:
     
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