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An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by SWAMPRNR, Dec 9, 2002.

  1. SWAMPRNR

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    An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts
    designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer
    is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in
    hell?"
    Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what
    this engineer is going to come up with next."
    God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
    Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
    God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
    Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
     
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