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An Honorable Man....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by heavy4x4, May 4, 2004.

  1. heavy4x4

    heavy4x4 1/2 ton status

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    I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so
    we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and
    my friends all encouraged me.

    My girlfriend? She was a dream!

    There was only one thing bothering me very much about this. That
    one thing was her younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years old, wore tight
    mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down
    when near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her breasts. It
    had to be deliberate, as she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check
    the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered
    to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
    for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.
    She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I
    got married and committed my life to her sister.

    I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word. She said, "I'm going
    upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to, just come up and take me

    I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

    When she reached the top step, she pulled down her panties and threw
    them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned
    and headed straight for the front door. I stepped out of the house and
    walked straight towards my car.

    My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he
    hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
    little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome
    to the family."

    The moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. big pappa b

    big pappa b 3/4 ton status

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    BWAHAHAHAHAb /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  3. camok10

    camok10 1/2 ton status

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    Ive been "honorable" a few times as well /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif /forums/images/graemlins/woot.gif
     
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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  5. 84gmcjimmy

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    [ QUOTE ]
    The moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.

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    So you were going to [darn] her, but that guy was out there so you couldn't /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
  6. BlazerGuy

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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    The moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So you were going to [darn] her, but that guy was out there so you couldn't /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif Ah, youth....son, this post is a joke... /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

    And yes the dude wanted to make the beast with two backs but the father-in-law stepped in with a cock-block...
     
  7. 84gmcjimmy

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    It was a joke /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

    /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif It seemed real though... /forums/images/graemlins/doah.gif
     
  8. Alaska K-5

    Alaska K-5 Registered Member

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gifThat was some of the funnist sh!t I have read in awhile....thanks for the laugh /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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