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An old lady & the biker

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

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    An old lady & the biker


    >> A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his
    >> bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he
    >> said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On
    >> the way home he stopped at the hardware store and
    >> bought a bucket and an anvil. He stopped by the feed
    >> store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of
    >> chickens and a goose.
    >>
    >> However, struggling outside the store he now had a
    >> problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.
    >>
    >> While he is scratching his head he was approached by a
    >> little old lady who told him she was lost. She asked,
    >> "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
    >>
    >> The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at
    >> 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
    >> I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot."
    >>
    >> The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil
    >> in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a
    >> chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your
    >> other hand?"
    >>
    >> "Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to
    >> walk the old girl home.
    >>
    >> On the way he says, "Let's take my short cut and go
    >> down this alley.
    >> We'll be there in no time."
    >>
    >> The little old lady looked him over cautiously then
    >> said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend
    >> me.
    >> How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't
    >> hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and
    >> ravish me?"
    >>
    >> The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a
    >> bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in
    >> the world could I possibly hold you up against the
    >> wall and do that?"
    >>
    >> The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with
    >> the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and
    >> I'll hold the chickens.
     
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    Ain't gonna happen lady!
     
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