A man lies sprawled across three seats in a fancy theater. An usher walks by and sees the man. "Sorry, sir, but you're allowed only one seat," the usher says. The man groans but doesn't budge. The usher gets frustrated and summons the manager. The two theater workers try to move the man, without success. Finally, the manager, not knowing what else to do, calls the police. When an officer arrives, he asks the man, "Buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man groans. "Where you from, Sam?" the cop asks. "The balcony," Sam gasps.