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And More Bitching About Gas Prices

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I've got a lovely burglary report to do since I was the first one on the scene this afternoon. I hope the sorry son of a bitch never calls us for help if we ever find out who he is. We'll just have dispatch tell him that since he stole our gas, we're stuck at the office unable to respond.............................

    :mad: :mad: :mad:
     
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    uh oh...


    Details? This sounds interesting...
     
  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I pulled up to one of our tanks today to fill up and found out that someone broke into it. Broke locks, probably at least 40 gallons taken (that's about 3-4 days of patrol).

    We are currently praying to the Gods of Mayhem and Dismemberment to lead us to these souls that perpetrated this BS on us and the taxpayers who paid for that gas.
     
  4. Corey 78K5

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    Well next time park in front of the doughnut shop where You can see Your car and this kinda stuff wont happen :rolleyes:
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Tey stole the gas from police supply, not the car
     
  6. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Yeah but I bet that ****stick was still at the doughnut shop with glaze on His face :D
     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    I wonder if this ever took place

    "Hey, hurry up with those donuts!"

    "We're going as fast as we can sir"

    "You're going slow as hell!"

    "Sir please"

    *marches out and gets the radar gun*

    "THERE SEE 5 MPH! THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

    "Sir please"

    "GOOOOOOO!"

    *beep beep beep*

    "SEVEN SEVEN, GO FASTERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
     
  8. Corey 78K5

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    Probably more often that you could imagine!
     
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    I assume you weren't talking about Bubba? Because if you are... that's messed up dude.
     
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    How f^cking irritating is that :angry1: Who does this dipsh!t think he is stealing from? That is coming right out of each hard working americans pocket.

    :haha:
     
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    That's probably why he thinks he is entitled to it. He figures his tax dollars paid for it, so he should be able to use it.
     
  12. diesel4me

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    Job "perks"..

    I've seen DPW workers filling their personal trucks from the town highway department pumps before--especially when prices jumped up..I guess they think its one of their job benifits... :rolleyes: ..they better not complain they dont have enough diesel for the fire trucks,like one nearby town is...if they put LOCKS on the pumps and gave only one guy the key,then they could hold someone responsible..but they leave it unlocked,and often unsupervised--almost anyone could sneak in and get at least a FEW gallons!..but its no big deal--WE pay for it,what do they care...

    The home heating oil thefts are increasing rapidly too!

    I read of one guy who just filled his tank a week ago(and made dam sure it WAS full,watched the guy fill it)--a few days later,he had no hot water..his furnace had run out of oil--someone siphoned 250 gallons over the past several nights..nice people living in america now,huh?... :mad: :crazy:
     
  13. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Search for him with a lit flare..........
     
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    Sure was :haha: :haha: :haha:
    They have this "thing"

    John
     
  15. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Yup. At least the politicians I vote for would hang scum like this. Corey's votes goes to politicians that would give them the guns of us hardworking Americans and they would get punished by a $50 fine and one day in jail............

    :haha:
     
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    Time to let officer K9 to patrol the pumps. :D
     
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    Damn Bubba, they stole from the cop pump, thats kinda funny actually, sounds like something I might have done when I was younger, just for the thrill...Did I say me??? I meant someone I knew when I was younger.... :D :whistle:
     
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    Sounds like something out of Super Troopers :p: :D
     
  19. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    It's sort of funny, only problem is right now we're under volunteer cutbacks in patrol. We all sense that mandatory cutbacks are in the pipe.
     
  20. Corey 78K5

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    Hell yes I was!!!!!! He ain't nothing but a doughnut whore liberal with a badge!!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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