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And the Hits Keep On Rolling........................

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    I'm up in court this morning handling inmates and there is a class going on next door. One of the attendees was my roommate down in school and we get to talking.

    One of the guys that we were in school with this summer had found romance at school with a cute Indian woman. I called them "Team Wall Spackler." Well, sometime during school, old boy's wife finds out about their escapades.

    Last night, there was a disturbance at their apartment in the town they live in. Wife grabbed his gun, she was apparently suicidal. He tries to disarm her, gun goes off, he gets shot in the hand, same bullet goes into wife's neck, she's DOA.............

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  2. nc87k5

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    holy sh!t!!! seems kinds sad that she felt that way about things.

    by the way, cool avatar!
     
  3. camok10

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    the moral of the story....never let your wife get near your gun, especially if you are cheating on her.
     
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    the moral of the story....never let your wife get near your gun, especially if you are cheating on her.

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    I think a slightly more moral moral would be "Don't cheat on your wife" /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif Your moral is kind of like saying the moral of The Ant and the Grasshopper story is to always make sure there's someone around to mooch off of. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    I think a slightly more moral moral would be "Don't cheat on your wife" /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif Your moral is kind of like saying the moral of The Ant and the Grasshopper story is to always make sure there's someone around to mooch off of. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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    you mean thats not the way it works? /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    indians are generally crazy
    idiots cheat and end up living in motorhomes or motel 6 or station parking lots wearing county underwear paying alimony

    moral of the story
    dont screw around but if you need to
    get divorced first and if your single
    wear your vest
    never leave the gun around
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    [ QUOTE ]
    indians are generally crazy
    idiots cheat and end up living in motorhomes or motel 6 or station parking lots wearing county underwear paying alimony

    moral of the story
    dont screw around but if you need to
    get divorced first and if your single
    wear your vest
    never leave the gun around

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    And to add even more fun to it, chances are an officer that we both went to school with probably responded to it..............

    So let me add this all up.........

    We had one guy kicked out for brandishing on federal property, while drunk.

    We had another detained for a few hours due to 'domestic' problems.

    We lost one on the last week because the ex was killed in a car wreck.

    Another one's wife moved out, then reconciled before the end of school.

    One guy quit his department midstream, didn't tell them and graduation day was his last day. Then he found out that his new department may have to reimburse the old one for training.

    One guy tried to nail a prostitute.

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    sounds like a batch of winners. Admit it, half of those are you...
     
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    sounds like a batch of winners. Admit it, half of those are you...

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    :conspiracy theory on:

    He came up with this plan so he could be with his new lover. He shot himself through the hand while the gun was pointed at her neck near the jugular vein. That way, powder burns would be explainable. A direct shot to the head would be less believable. He killed her and it can be deamed an accident because of the strugle that took place as he 'tried to disarm' her. During said struggle it would have been possible for the man to ensure her hand was near the gun also. Now he gets the girl and a nice fat check from the late wife's life insurance policy. A civilain could never get away with something like this, only a civil service employee /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    :conspiracy theory off:
     
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    We had an on call Utah Highway Patrol officer respond to an accident DUI. He was a supervisor. (was)
     
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    Any charges filed on the guy that was involved in the disturbance?

    Sounds like the bitch got what she wanted and everyone should be happy. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  13. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Not yet, this just happened Monday night. Right now it's a suicide until further notice.
     
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    He neglected to mention, there were only 3 people in the class...
     
  15. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Where's my flipoff smilie???????????

    My mistake, but this actually happened 6 days after we graduated. Just searched some more, and the state is investigating the suicide scenario.
     
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    I have enough trouble with one Ol' Lady , couldn't imagine a guy needing two /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif
     
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    I have enough trouble with one Ol' Lady , couldn't imagine a guy needing two /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif

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    Yeah no [censored]!!!!!
     

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