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Animal Complaints

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 6, 2002.

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    Animal Complaints

    Rated PG

    It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining of their
    lot. They were an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen.

    The elephant complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS TRUNK YOU have given
    me. It gets in the way, and makes me look like a fool!"

    The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick up food, drink water,
    etc. without getting wet!"

    Next the giraffe complained, "Lord, I HATE THIS LONG NECK! It makes
    me top heavy, I get terrible neck pains, and people laugh at me!"

    The Lord said, "Don't complain. It lets you pick the best fruit and leaves
    from the high branches, and allows you to see a distance."

    The hen spoke up, "Lord, I don't want to complain, but either let me
    have a bigger hole or smaller eggs."


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