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Another Clinton Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by cbbr, May 31, 2005.

  1. cbbr

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    Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in
    Chappaqua, but on each run, he happened to jog past a

    hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

    With some apprehension he would brace himself as he

    approached her for what was most certainly to follow.

    "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.

    "No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.

    This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for

    days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" And

    he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to

    accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple

    neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the

    "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder

    what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He

    realized he should have a darn good explanation for the

    junior Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the

    corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

    Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the

    prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See

    what you get for five bucks!"
     
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    I freakin love it :D:D:D:D:D :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :woot: :thumb: :saweet:
     
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    :haha: :rotfl: :rotfl: Low blow, literally.
     
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    Just the thought that she might actually be elected president scares me to death.
     
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